Showing posts with label novels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label novels. Show all posts

Friday, November 13, 2026

No One Is Making You Write

There is a group of people out there that I would like to address today. I do not mean to attack you, and if possible I'd like to gently hold your hands when I deliver this message. Because you need to internalize this, and it will (hopefully) make things a lot easier for you in your journeys.

Are you listening? Good, because this is important.

You do not have to be a writer. If you look upon writing with dread, find yourself trying to avoid it at all costs, or if you are turning to robots to do any part of the process for you because you just don't want to do it, then you may not be a writer. Because it's not just about having the ideas, or putting words on the page, or coming up with characters. If you don't like doing the activity, then it might not be for you... and that is okay.

Seriously... if you don't like it, you don't have to do it.

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If You Don't Like Writing, You Don't Have To Do It


Now, for clarity, I'm not saying that writing is easy. We've all had those days where we stare at the blank screen trying to come up with the idea, where a plot twist has left our story wrapped in knots, or where we struggle to get the characterization right. Writing, re-writing, editing, re-editing, and going over everything 19 times until you're sick of your story is an exhausting process.

But if you are a writer, that's the process you go through. Some days are going to be hard. Some days are going to be frustrating. The key is that you still want to actually do it. That you want to put your fingers back on the keys, and keep writing until you get it right. To return to my favorite metaphor, you don't have to like going to the gym every day, but you do your reps, eat your diet, and so on because you want the end result. It's the same with writing... you go through the process because you want to sharpen your skills, and you want to be able to produce that end result through your own hard work.

Again, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.

With all of that said, there are some people who hate writing. It feels like torture for them to sit down at a keyboard, or with a pen and notebook, and to actually write a story. Every sentence is a grueling step across razor blades, and they hate it. A lot of folks who really like playing around with characters or story ideas don't actually like writing stories (much less writing books). It's the same way folks who enjoy playing role-playing games really have fun with that experience, but find that they don't want to be a Game Master. And some folks who are good at running games and telling stories still don't enjoy writing stories themselves.

And, to repeat myself, you don't have to write stories. You don't have to write books. If you don't actually enjoy the process, there is no one making you do it. Unless you have a contract with a company, and you promised to have a manuscript by a certain date, you don't have to participate in this art form. And even if you used to really love writing, but you're burned out and exhausted now, you can put it down and come back to it later. Or not, if you never feel the need to return.

I say this because there are a lot of folks out there who like the idea of writing (or the romanticized idea of being a writer), but who don't actually enjoy the process. It doesn't make their brains happy, they don't feel super accomplished when they finish a project, and actually following through on a story can feel like pulling teeth. But if writing makes you miserable, please, for both our sakes, stop doing it.

This can be hard for people who realize they don't enjoy something the way they once did. It can also be a huge problem for folks who have adopted the aesthetic and identity of a writer, but who don't participate in the activity. But writing should be something you enjoy, or at the very least that you want to keep doing so you can finish telling your story. Because if you don't, you're just making yourself miserable.

It is all right not to participate in activities you don't actually enjoy, so ask yourself why you're writing if you don't actually want to do it.

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If you want to see me produce more work, consider some of the following options!

- The Azukail Games YouTube Channel (where I contribute video content)
- The A.L.I.C.E. Files (a channel full of short stories, many of which are mine)

And if you happen to have some spare dosh lying around, and you want to be sure my supply doesn't run low, consider become a Patreon patron, or leaving a tip by Buying Me a Ko-Fi!

Also, if you're curious about how to write for tabletop RPGs, don't forget to check out my show Tabletop Mercenary, which you can find on both the Azukail Games channel!




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That's all for this week's Craft of Writing! For more of my work, check out my Vocal archive, or at My Amazon Author Page where you can find books like my sword and sorcery novel Crier's Knife, or my most recent short story collection The Rejects!
 
And to stay on top of all my latest news and releases, collected once a week, make sure you subscribe to The Literary Mercenary's mailing list. 

If you'd like to help support my work, then consider Buying Me A Ko-Fi, or heading over to The Literary Mercenary's Patreon page! Lastly, to keep up with my latest, follow me on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and now on Pinterest as well!

Friday, October 23, 2026

Character Quirks and Tics Are Important (But Don't Overdo Them)

Building characters who feel real is one of the greatest challenges that any writer faces. To paraphrase Stephen King's novel Bag of Bones, the most in-depth and intriguing character you will ever come up with is little more than a bag of bones compared with even the most boring and shallow person in the real world. And while a lot of us focus on the sweeping arcs, their history, their goals, and their drives, sometimes we leave the finer details out. It's those little details that can make a character feel organic, though, and which really stick in a reader's mind once they close the cover.

So take a moment to consider what quirks and tics your characters have, and how you're going to slip those details into your narrative.

No, you can't see the lower half of my face. It's... too intimate.

But before I get into the meat of today's post, remember, don't forget to sign up for my newsletter to get all my updates right in your inbox. Also, if you've got a bit of spare cash that you'd like to use to help keep the wheels turning, consider becoming a Patreon patron! Also, be sure you're following all of my followables, check out my LinkTree.

Lastly, for hundreds of extra articles on gaming, weird history, and for more free fiction, check out my Vocal archive, too!

Quirks, And What They Add To Your Character


By definition, a quirk is a peculiarity of action or behavior. We all have them, and they can be caused by a variety of things that can inform little parts of a character's past. As an example, does a character always sit with their back to a wall facing the room? Do they do this because they're paranoid? Because they've been a criminal? Or simply because they know they still have enemies out there who wouldn't hesitate to sneak up on them? As a different example, does a character have a particular catchphrase people associate with them? Is it something they picked up from their family, does it clue in a listener about which branch of the military a character served with, or is it just something unique to this character and their experience?

For folks who need more examples, I'd highly recommend my recent publication Finishing Touches - 100 Quirks For Your Characters.

So how do you make character quirks work?

Obviously, the first step in this journey is to figure out which quirks your characters have, and to decide if the quirks means anything, or if they're just part of who your characters are. After all, someone who bounces their legs when they're nervous, or who has a terrible poker face, might not have really interesting stories behind those quirks. Generally speaking, I'd recommend not giving a character more than 1-2 main quirks, with perhaps 1-2 secondary quirks... anything more than that and it's going to feel like you're just gluing on extra bits, and they'll get distracting.

For example, let's return to our reformed criminal who still sits with his back to the wall. Does he also have a habit of fidgeting? If so does he walk a coin across his knuckles, play with a Zippo lighter, or idly do tricks with a butterfly knife? Does his eye twitch when he gets angry? Does he coordinate his shirt with the day of the week, or always dress in outdated fashion? All of those things paint a picture of him as a person, but if you stack too many more quirks onto this list it's going to feel like you've got too many balls in the air. You don't want to give your readers too much to try to keep track of.

By the same token, you don't want to constantly remind your readers of a character's quirks every time they show up... and this goes double for your protagonist. Even if the quirk is part of the character's appearance (heterochromia, double-jointed, ambidexterous, etc.), there's no need to bring it up every time they show up, or to tag it onto every action they take. Because unless the quirk has some kind of meaning the audience is supposed to pick up (such as a brawler who always cracks their knuckles right before they start throwing punches), then constantly mentioning the same, repetitive action is going to start to annoy the reader. Mention it every now and again so the reader doesn't forget, but don't make a big deal out of it.

However, when a character is not performing their quirk (or it isn't physically present, if it's something unusual about their physicality) that is often a good tip off to the audience that something has changed. Just a little recommendation for folks writing stories about shapeshifters, face stealers, and body snatchers.

Lastly, if you want more inspiration for your characters, consider picking up some of the following supplements, also written by yours truly:


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If you want to see me produce more work, consider some of the following options!

- The Azukail Games YouTube Channel (where I contribute video content)
- The A.L.I.C.E. Files (a channel full of short stories, many of which are mine)

And if you happen to have some spare dosh lying around, and you want to be sure my supply doesn't run low, consider become a Patreon patron, or leaving a tip by Buying Me a Ko-Fi!

Also, if you're curious about how to write for tabletop RPGs, don't forget to check out my show Tabletop Mercenary, which you can find on both the Azukail Games channel!




Like, Follow, and Come Back Again!


That's all for this week's Craft of Writing! For more of my work, check out my Vocal archive, or at My Amazon Author Page where you can find books like my sword and sorcery novel Crier's Knife, or my most recent short story collection The Rejects!
 
And to stay on top of all my latest news and releases, collected once a week, make sure you subscribe to The Literary Mercenary's mailing list. 

If you'd like to help support my work, then consider Buying Me A Ko-Fi, or heading over to The Literary Mercenary's Patreon page! Lastly, to keep up with my latest, follow me on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and now on Pinterest as well!

Sunday, October 18, 2026

Take A Moment And Check Out My New Publisher Misti Media (If You Haven't Yet)

I mentioned a while back in So My Novels Have Been Unpublished (For Now) that 3 of my novels have been taken off the market, but I have a new publisher that's picked them up and loaded them into the magazine for release. At time of last check, though, they probably aren't going to pull the trigger on re-releasing my books until January of 2027... there were a lot of us that got swept up in the Histria Books purge, and there's plenty of titles that will be coming out in the new year along with me.

But since we're drawing close to the shopping season, and a lot of folks like to give books as gifts, I figured I'd mention some of the Misti Media titles to whet folks' appetites for the re-release of Old Soldiers, and my Hardboiled Cat series of books!

There's a lot of mysteries out there... so why wait?

Before we get into the nitty gritty this week, don't forget to sign up for my weekly newsletter to get all my updates right in your inbox. Lastly, to be sure you're following all of my followables, check out my LinkTree!

Lastly, don't forget to check out my Vocal archive for additional fiction, articles, explorations of weird history, and more! And, of course, check me out on Blue Sky, since that's what we're talking about today!

So What Sort of Titles Do They Have?


Misti Media has been around for a hot minute, and they currently have 72 titles on the market, all of which are available on Drive Thru Fiction (as well as a few other places, if you find a title you want to get from a different outlet). And while there's a pretty good variety of options out there, they've got quite a lot of mysteries and thrillers out there, which I'd definitely recommend checking out.

Two of the titles that most caught my attention (and this was before I signed my current contract) were (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight: Crime Fiction Inspired By One-Hit Wonders, as well as Gag Me With A Spoon: Crime Fiction Inspired By The Music of The 80s. These books were the reason I was pretty sure that Leo and his tales were going to fit in pretty well over at Misti Media. I also have a soft spot for anthologies, and since they're hard as hell to move copies of, I figured I'd give them a shout out this week!

Seriously, give it a look if you haven't!

However, if you're someone who is more in the mood for a novel instead of a bunch of bite-sized stories, and you'd like something on the cozier end of things, consider checking out Gone To The Dogs (The Gumshoe Chicks Mystery #1). There's a murder, a dog show, and a group of old high school friends who get together to find a killer. For those who prefer something more of a thriller, though, the alternate history novel Russian Amerika is definitely worth giving more than a cursory glance. In a 1980s where Russia still owns Alaska, this novel deals with a terrifying scenario that could leave bodies floating in the ocean, and international tensions rising higher than ever before.

So, while I'm sure at least a few folks out there are waiting for my books to get what I hope is their final re-release, consider looking through the rest of the Misti Media catalog for something to tide you over until Pollux and Leo are once again available... especially if you're one of those readers who likes to collect all the different editions of an author's work for your shelves!.

Support The Literary Mercenary


If you want to see me produce more work, consider some of the following options!

- The Azukail Games YouTube Channel (where I contribute video content)
- The A.L.I.C.E. Files (an audio drama channel I launched with Alice Liddell)

And if you happen to have some spare dosh lying around, and you want to be sure my supply doesn't run low, consider become a Patreon patron, or leaving a tip by Buying Me a Ko-Fi!

Also, if you're curious about how to write for tabletop RPGs, don't forget to check out my show Tabletop Mercenary, which you can find on both the Azukail Games channel above!




Like, Follow, and Come Back Again!


That's all for this week's Business of Writing! For more of my work, check out my Vocal archive, or at My Amazon Author Page where you can find books like my sword and sorcery novel Crier's Knife, or my most recent short story collection The Rejects!
 
And to stay on top of all my latest news and releases, collected once a week, make sure you subscribe to The Literary Mercenary's mailing list.

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Just Because I'm Not Writing Novels, That Doesn't Mean I Stopped Writing Fiction

I announced a little while back in So My Novels Have Been Unpublished (For Now) that the 3 novels of mine that have been unpublished should start coming back into print under a new publisher sometime this fall, and with luck all three of them will be back on the market by the end of the year. In addition to those 3 novels, though, I have one self-published dagger-and-witchcraft novel, as well as a collection of short stories that are still in-print, and those are all the physical books of my work currently out in the world.

Over the past year and change, however, I've had more than a few folks ask me when I'm going to put out a new novel. Will I write another noir cat mystery? More grim sci fi? Or will I show up with an entirely new premise?

Sadly, it's unlikely that I'll be writing novels for several years to come, if at all, again. And I wanted to talk about why that is, while also mentioning that just because I'm not writing novels that doesn't mean I've stopped writing fiction.

If anything, I put out more of that than ever these days.

And even better, a lot of it is free!

Before we get into the nitty gritty this week, don't forget to sign up for my weekly newsletter to get all my updates right in your inbox. Lastly, to be sure you're following all of my followables, check out my LinkTree!

Lastly, don't forget to check out my Vocal archive for additional fiction, articles, explorations of weird history, and more! And, of course, check me out on Blue Sky, since that's what we're talking about today!

Struggles and Realities


Full disclosure for folks who don't know, and thought the name of my blog was just a quirky little joke, but I'm a professional writer. This is my job, day in, and day out. And over the past decade or so, my margins have gotten thinner, and thinner with regards to what kind of earnings I need to justify my time and energy. And I know that, for me, writing a novel takes anywhere from 8 to 12 months for the rough draft, another month or so to edit it, and then once I turn it over to the publisher I've got between 3 and 12 months before it hits the market.

So writing a novel is an investment of somewhere between a year and two years of effort. And given that I tend to write them at around 500 words at a time, well, that's not that big of a deal, is it? Can I just not find time for that in my packed schedule?

No, actually. I can't. Not anymore.

Let me run you through what goes on behind the scenes.

During an average day I spend several hours on social media promotion (honestly it's one of the most frustrating tasks that is one of the most necessary for paying my bills). Then I have to add material to the two tabletop RPG supplements I have to turn in every month (because those have both an up-front payment and a royalty attached to them, so they're a priority). I update one of the two blogs I run (which are funded through my Patreon, and whose links earn me additional money if I make a sale through them). I record/edit video for the Azukail Games YouTube channel, The A.L.I.C.E. Files, or sometimes both. If I have any time left at the end of the day, I will work on a fiction assignment for a client if I have one, because when I hand those in, there's a check in my hand.

With all of that, I have enough free time to eat a few meals a day, go to the downstairs gym 3 times a week, and attend my bi-weekly RPG session for 2 evenings out of the month. That's it. My day starts when I roll out of bed, and it doesn't end until somewhere between midnight and 1 in the morning, depending on when I put the final words on that day's last project.

Now, this isn't me saying that I don't want to write novels anymore, or that I'm just not up to the task. If anything, I'd love to crack my knuckles, sit down with an outline, and get back to work on a full-sized book again. And if my books find an audience when they're re-released? If a good marketing campaign causes a booktok stir, or for some reason everyone starts paying attention to them? Well, if I don't have to cram so much stuff into every, single day, then I might just be able to find a little bit of room in my schedule to start working on another book.

I've got outlines and plots for days. Somewhere between 20 and 30 of them, at last glance through my notebooks. I could do nothing but write novels between now and whenever I die, and I'd probably still have more I wanted to write... but thanks to capitalism, that's not going to happen without folks out there raising a clamor, boosting the signal, and getting their friends into my fan club.

A Novel's Worth of Text Has Gone Into "The A.L.I.C.E. Files"


While I've written at least 17 RPG supplements this year, as well as 4 short stories, and a slew of blog entries, one thing I've been pouring a lot of work into is the ongoing audio drama of The A.L.I.C.E. Files. I launched this YouTube channel with Alice Liddell earlier this year, and we were hoping to grow it into a monetized channel where we could tell stories, dramatize some parts of our own books, and provide a fun tale for listeners to follow.

Well, I just finished editing the final episode for Season 1, and by my calculations, there's at least a novel worth of text that's been put on the screen thus far... and that's just for the main series plot. Alice herself has narrated the entirety of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland as a companion piece, and she's just started in on Through The Looking Glass to make sure folks don't run out of things to enjoy.



I bring this up here for folks who wonder where I've been putting my efforts, and what I've been making, because this is a project that's free, a little experimental for me, and that I've put a lot of sweat and thought into. However, it's also on a ticking time clock. You see, we need to get 1,000 subscribers and 4,000 public watch hours on this channel by the end of 2026, because in 2027, requirements to get a channel monetized are doubling. I mentioned more details in my recent post Thanks To YouTube's Recent Announced Changes, The A.L.I.C.E. Files Needs Your Help!, but I wanted to try to raise awareness of this again.

Especially since we're currently at 362 subscribers and we're just shy of 1,500 watched hours... so we really need folks to help us pull this one out before we run out of time, and find ourselves trapped between a rock and a hard place.

So if you could, please:

- Watch all our episodes (preferably without a VPN or ad blocker on, as those hours get ignored by YT)
- Leave upvotes and comments (especially if you have theories on the ARG elements going on in the stories).
- Share the links on social media, and tell your friends about the series

I have plans for at least a second season of the show, where I'd like to expand the format, the cast, and more... but all of this is going to be dependent on audience interaction, demand, and whether we can hit our numbers.

So if you can help, please do! And if there are other small creators you want to see succeed, do these things for their channels as well. It makes a huge difference at the end of the day!

Support The Literary Mercenary


If you want to see me produce more work, consider some of the following options!

- The Azukail Games YouTube Channel (where I contribute video content)
- The A.L.I.C.E. Files (an audio drama channel I launched with Alice Liddell)

And if you happen to have some spare dosh lying around, and you want to be sure my supply doesn't run low, consider become a Patreon patron, or leaving a tip by Buying Me a Ko-Fi!

Also, if you're curious about how to write for tabletop RPGs, don't forget to check out my show Tabletop Mercenary, which you can find on both the Azukail Games channel above!




Like, Follow, and Come Back Again!


That's all for this week's Business of Writing! For more of my work, check out my Vocal archive, or at My Amazon Author Page where you can find books like my sword and sorcery novel Crier's Knife, or my most recent short story collection The Rejects!
 
And to stay on top of all my latest news and releases, collected once a week, make sure you subscribe to The Literary Mercenary's mailing list.